February 2012
79 posts
d3uces:
ineedtogetpaid:
“i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america
this.
But… I have a 15” dell inspiron, a queen sized bed, and I live in the city. :c
Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
tomsjiggle:
mewtwo-vs-gyarados:
tomsjiggle:
you’re a liar if you say you still don’t laugh and cry while watching STD
yeah gonorrhea is hilarious and depressing.
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ewrecktion:
STACEY’S MOM has got it going on
Stacey’s mom is getting arrested for statuatory rape
Stacey’s dad is filing for divorce
Stacey is struggling with depression
akalittlebee:
I can’t believe I used to think I was 100% straight like seriously what the fuck kind of crack was I smoking
stays3venteen:
ok my heroine coming on in the car is not helping the situation
alltimeangela:
no like you guys don’t understand this is litERALLY me everytime i see alex idc if dog
thefartypeen:
it must be unhealthy to be this enthusiastic about homosexual relationships
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me when random guys have their pants below their butts: omfg you faggot pull your pants up i don't wanna see your underwear
me when alex gaskarth's pants are below his butt: jESUS CHRIST SWEET LORD LET THEM FALL LOWER OH YOU SWEET HEAVENLY ANGEL
sleepthroughthealarm:
spending my valentine’s day wishing jalex would come out
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thepartyunscene:
how does one forcefully make alex gaskarth your valentine
howsyourcoffeejezus:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Lets be honest we all wanna see jack and alex make out
id be a lot happier with a sex tape
My boyfriend and I are doing the cutest thing for...
I’m going to watch him on tv and he’s going to continue to pretend like he doesn’t know me.
fanbases
all time low: JALEX omfg i have been a REAL fan loNGER THAN ANY OF YOU oh look we started another stupid trending topic on twitter omfg i hate this fanbase oh my god you're not a real fan unless blah blah blah OMFG I LOVE THIS FANBASE oh my god alex sop omfg jack oh my god potatoes poTATO DAWSON HE'S JUST GLAD TO BE HERE AND I JUST WANNA FUCK THIS BURRITO YA SWAG MAN SWAG
the summer set: omfg no stephen doesn't h8 lyfe (ALTHOUGH THOSE JOKES ARE FUNNY LMAO) he just hates the fans i blame brian dales omfg he pUT THE POPTART THERE oh my god if you ship jephen you are going to heLL haha oh wait i blame brian dales man jess is so pretty oh stephen why do you hate the fans???? EVERYTHING'S FINE lol no everythinfg's cheLSEA OMFG brian dales ha ha wut r u doin no stop no one care brian shut up FUCK YOU BRIAN
the maine: 5 years man 5 years john's so high ha ha ZOMBIES LOL kennedy brock CHILDREN HE LOVES CHILDREN RAT BOY RAT BOY john you're so skinny YOU'RE HAWT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OMFG lol john's a giraffe kbye oh and rip m wall
panic! at the disco: ryden lives on that's all
you me at six: i downloaded this album illegally
mayday parade: fanbase cannot say anything because fanbase is blinded by beauty and perfection of mayday parade
fall out boy: fanbases don't go on hiatus
nickelback: there is nothing to put here because there is no fanbase
Anonymous asked: No?
Anonymous asked: AshDANMSF]'S[LAEP[45M 44t ggggg
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I just realized...
jacks-peen:
In the song ‘Return the Favor’ Alex says “Whether you and me could ever be We’ll never see, no ‘Cause you keep the lights off We only do it in the dark”
…in an interview Jack says Jalex only happens when the lights are out.
Mind Fuck.
shadesofblueandred:
and satan said
“let there be weekday concerts”
glamourkilledmybankaccount:
I really like Paradise Fears because they sound like All Time Low but with less homosexuality
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WHEN THE TEACHER GETS ALL PISSED FOR YOU "PACKING...
totally-relatable:
