December 2011
80 posts
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Stella: Alex wants me to take him home.
Maria: He asks me to count him in!
Jasey Rae: He wants me to say that I mean it. So...
Holly: Excuse me but he wants me to turn him on!!
Jack: Me and Alex are married.
jesuspoop:
teen boy dies from testicles exploding due to lack of sexual encounters
Stupid rumors.
alltwistedinblack:
christiancutie72:
theres a rumor going around that Kristen Stewart is a lesbain!! i hope it’s not true because I love her and i dont want her to go to hell. stupid gays they ruin everything. :(i hope god can save her.
L O L! KRISTEN CAN BE A LESBO ALL SHE WANTS, WHILE SHE’S AT IT, SHE CAN COME FUCK ME! Also, shut the fuck up, homophobic asshole.
I love the second...
penis wentz is that you?: Contest Time →
shebreakswhatshegets:
ok hi I have a bunch of those rubber bracelets that I never really wear so I decided to do I contest to give them away
The bracelets I’m giving away:
All Time Low “Dirty Work”
Before You Exit
Glamour Kills “GLMR KILLS”
OMG!askarth
There will be 2 winners for this contest who will be…
"I considered for a long time a romance between...
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
Reblog if you care.
Always.
If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.
There’s a new approach. We’re trying to get away from the multi producer...
– Alex Gaskarth about making the next album (via nj-legi0n-iced-tea)
#17 Annie and Finnick's son inherited the best of...
girl: I love you
boy: *looks at girl*
girl: you are the music in me
boy: *looks away*
girl: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
boy: *looks back at girl with tears in eyes*
girl: shh it's ok you will love me one day, won't you?
boy: can't respond because boy is actually Alex Gaskarth tied and gagged in my basement.
Reblog if you think Gay is okay.
annefranksgasmask:
No matter what time I go to bed I’m still tired in the morning so what’s the point of going to bed early
My Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: Jack Barakat.
My Mom: I mean a present you wouldn't have sex with.
butthurtbandboys:
the bros finally turned me upside down
The ONLY reason I'm looking forward to Monday:
tryingtosavethecalendarbusiness:
You Me At Six tour dates.
Ugh! I can’t wait.
sexybritishllama:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MY CREYZ.